14 reasons why blondes have more fun

1: this wig escapes reality and we all know the well known harshness that reality may bring.

2: blonde hair looks very good near a bush and with leopard print.

3: simple times are blonde too.

4: so is Kiara.

5: they can become just as concerned as anyone else can about a coors light.

6: they enjoy the sweet things in life.

7: they can dance

8: THEY CAN BE TAYLOR OR SHELBY

9: THEY CAN BE CRAZY AF LIKE GILB (Gilbert is my mother's cat, I found him in a parking lot but she calls him gypsy boy because she's Moroccan and thinks things are gypsies like her cat and my grandma (except my grandma actually was a gypsy))

10: blondes like to laugh at my butt when I'm drunk and crazy.

Photo by SK LAURIDSEN

11: blondes know how to chill.

12: they skate with doc martens!

13: or shoot super cool music videos with vhs tapes

(Vulture vintage for Bombón)

https://bitchmedia.org/article/new-music-monday-bomb%C3%B3n

14: blondes drink blonde beer and have a blonde ol time.